domingo, 25 de agosto de 2013

Girls, use your mouth

Statistically, the mouth is the facial feature considered to be the most sexually attractive by men.

The reason why scientists believe this is the case is that when Man started walking upright (and I am referring to the standing posture, don't get me wrong :P), the females of the Human species no longer had their genitals exposed and, as such, could no longer exhibit their sexual excitement by the redness of their vaginal lips.
This would have caused the male some problems in recognising the female heat season, which is not surprising when we consider how mixed up a male can be about women's excitement without a subtle sign such as red vaginal lips on their face.

The solution that evolution seems to have found was to give more relevance to the mouth lips that, unlike all other primates are, in the Human species, externalised and quite prominent. For curiosity sake, the same seems to be the case with the pair ass/boobs, which explains why unlike all other mammals Human females have big and voluminous boobs even when not milking.

So girls, don't forget your both. Show it off with lipstick and all the other 327 ninja techniques you have and that men don't even dare to know and just accept as they are.

And also don't forget the most sexy, appealing and effective way to attract any man with your mouth that does without all other extras, even naturally sexy lips:

Smile!

segunda-feira, 19 de agosto de 2013

Measurement comes to sex

A new app for the iPhone was recently launched on the August 2nd that aims to bring to your sex life the activity measuring craze of the latest months.

Named Spreadsheets, ($1,99 on the Apple AppStore)  this app has the purpose of collecting multiple metrics regarding your sexual activity demanding only that, after a brief calibration of the mattress, bed movement and average sound levels, you place your iPhone on the bed with the app running during sex.

Many metrics are collected, such as time and date, thrust rhythm, duration and maximum sound level achieved, which seems to me extremely useful to prove the police we were not making that much noise.

Statistics are the presented in a Dashboard with information regarding weekly frequency, average length in time and total thrusts, average thrusting rhythm and other details that, although lacking in practical use, have a high bragging factor. Even this issue was considered by the developers, who also included a handy social network integration with Facebook and Twitter.

But, in my opinion, Spreadsheets really shows its worth with the Achievements. The user can earn point for sex frequency, screaming intensity and other such awards, all with suggestive names as "The Lion's Roar", to whomever crosses the 70 dB frontier with their orgasmic opera. I only find that the fact the highest award is given for 21 times per month could be improved on the side of ambition.




In short, although not very useful this app brings, at least for a short period of time, a new component to your sex life, even if so just to collect some achievements, even the saddest (as total sex duration under 1 minute).

I have made worse investments with de $1,99 that this app costs. :)