The beginners guide to the art of Squirting

According to a large number of studies based on interviews performed on women around the world, the large majority claims never having experienced an ejaculatory orgasm, also known as squirting. Considering the number of women that unfortunately also have never reached an orgasm, it becomes sadly clear that only an extremely small group has ever experienced an ejaculation.

As it is usually the unfortunate case with female sexuality in the western world, female ejaculation was and still is a taboo subject, shrouded in mystery and associated by many to perversion or deviant sexuality. According to the Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation) one of the few mentions made to this subject in western literature was made in the XIX century, in a book with the exciting name of “Psychopathia Sexualis”. Never having read this book, I dare not imagine how many of my own behaviours are listed there :).

These taboos were reinforced by the fact that the ejaculation occurs near or in the urethra (it is still open to debate, which shows the deplorable state of our knowledge of sexual anatomy) which, being the same channel where urine exits the body, may lead the woman to feel ashamed by mistaking it with urine. The knowledge that we have so far points that this is not the case, and that the liquid that squirts out is most probably secreted by the Skene’s Gland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene's_gland), an organ quite similar to the male prostate which is also responsible for most of the volume of the men’s semen.

This being true it would help explain why some women seem to be altogether unable to ejaculate, as in some rare cases a woman may not have a Skene’s Gland altogether. 

But the fact is that female ejaculation exists, in the huge majority of cases is extremely pleasurable to the woman and thus an important subject. So let’s dive into it!

How to get a woman to ejaculate?

The easy answer to this question, which works most of the times, is by continuous stimuli of the G spot with the woman being relaxed. The “relaxed” part is of the utmost importance, as in most cases relaxation and ejaculation don’t come (pun intended) because of emotional or mental blocks.

To who still has doubts where the G spot is after reading this blog, nothing like a short movie to direct you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9pJHXLza0w&feature=related

Furthermore in the initial phase of the ejaculation the woman feels (so I am told, can’t be sure of this one) something which is aching to the urge to pee, and it requires her to relax the same way she does while peeing to be able to ejaculate.

For some women it may be easier to get there by doing away with a partner altogether, if that is what is keeping you from relaxing, and try it out by masturbating.

A step-by-step guide to men, with a peculiar accent can be found here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kEcWIB4uP8&feature=related

And a most exceptional guide made by a woman for women, as it should be:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdaGFsC__6I&feature=relmfu

Squirting as I experience it

Getting a woman to squirt is an highly erotic experience. The taste is a bit bitter, but it blends in with the rest of the flavours, and feeling your partner just coming and “bringing it all out” just makes me absolutely crazy and brings us closer together not only sexually but also in intimacy, making her feel that there is nothing about her you can’t take and love.

Help her get there and you won’t regret it! :P

The clitoris is not all the same

An interesting fact that most people don't know about: the clitoris is not equally sensitive in all its parts and, for most women, the most sensitive area is the upper-left quadrant.

So, from the standpoint of someone giving oral sex, that would between the 1 and 2 o'clock.

Acupressure point "Sea of Energy": more sex, more energy

An acupressure point that has multiple advantages from a sexual standpoint in the “Sea of Energy”, also know as CV6 (Conception Vessel 6).

This point, situated about 5 cm or, roughly, about 3 finger widths below the belly button, when massaged with firm, circular movements with a finger, has not only the advantage of providing intense genial stimulation but also overall energy, which is clearly an advantage before and during sex.

Furthermore, it is amazing to innocently stimulate your partner in public :)

The point is relatively easy to find using the following image:

How to ass slap or spank responsibly

I have recently been sent by a friend this great infography that serves as a very detailed guide into responsible slapping or spanking.

I would advise that the level of it should be carefully pre-arranged, as a softcore loving couple probably won't appreciate the crying and sobbing ending.

Other that that, whatever works for the both of you is just fine!

Have a great weekend!! :)

What is the question you can ask on a first date that is most likely to get you laid?

The dating site OK Cupid, well known for the analytical work they perform on the huge amount of data produced by its users, has tried to answer this interesting (really?) question.

The question is:
"Do you like the taste of beer?"

As it seems there is a small but noticeable statistical significance (about 10% variation) that beer lovers hook up on a first date.

That would explain some things, as I really don't like beer at all :)

Girls, use your mouth

Statistically, the mouth is the facial feature considered to be the most sexually attractive by men.

The reason why scientists believe this is the case is that when Man started walking upright (and I am referring to the standing posture, don't get me wrong :P), the females of the Human species no longer had their genitals exposed and, as such, could no longer exhibit their sexual excitement by the redness of their vaginal lips.
This would have caused the male some problems in recognising the female heat season, which is not surprising when we consider how mixed up a male can be about women's excitement without a subtle sign such as red vaginal lips on their face.

The solution that evolution seems to have found was to give more relevance to the mouth lips that, unlike all other primates are, in the Human species, externalised and quite prominent. For curiosity sake, the same seems to be the case with the pair ass/boobs, which explains why unlike all other mammals Human females have big and voluminous boobs even when not milking.

So girls, don't forget your both. Show it off with lipstick and all the other 327 ninja techniques you have and that men don't even dare to know and just accept as they are.

And also don't forget the most sexy, appealing and effective way to attract any man with your mouth that does without all other extras, even naturally sexy lips:

Smile!

Measurement comes to sex

A new app for the iPhone was recently launched on the August 2nd that aims to bring to your sex life the activity measuring craze of the latest months.

Named Spreadsheets, ($1,99 on the Apple AppStore)  this app has the purpose of collecting multiple metrics regarding your sexual activity demanding only that, after a brief calibration of the mattress, bed movement and average sound levels, you place your iPhone on the bed with the app running during sex.

Many metrics are collected, such as time and date, thrust rhythm, duration and maximum sound level achieved, which seems to me extremely useful to prove the police we were not making that much noise.

Statistics are the presented in a Dashboard with information regarding weekly frequency, average length in time and total thrusts, average thrusting rhythm and other details that, although lacking in practical use, have a high bragging factor. Even this issue was considered by the developers, who also included a handy social network integration with Facebook and Twitter.

But, in my opinion, Spreadsheets really shows its worth with the Achievements. The user can earn point for sex frequency, screaming intensity and other such awards, all with suggestive names as "The Lion's Roar", to whomever crosses the 70 dB frontier with their orgasmic opera. I only find that the fact the highest award is given for 21 times per month could be improved on the side of ambition.

In short, although not very useful this app brings, at least for a short period of time, a new component to your sex life, even if so just to collect some achievements, even the saddest (as total sex duration under 1 minute).

I have made worse investments with de $1,99 that this app costs. :)