The beginners guide to the art of Squirting

According to a large number of studies based on interviews performed on women around the world, the large majority claims never having experienced an ejaculatory orgasm, also known as squirting. Considering the number of women that unfortunately also have never reached an orgasm, it becomes sadly clear that only an extremely small group has ever experienced an ejaculation.

As it is usually the unfortunate case with female sexuality in the western world, female ejaculation was and still is a taboo subject, shrouded in mystery and associated by many to perversion or deviant sexuality. According to the Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation) one of the few mentions made to this subject in western literature was made in the XIX century, in a book with the exciting name of “Psychopathia Sexualis”. Never having read this book, I dare not imagine how many of my own behaviours are listed there :).

These taboos were reinforced by the fact that the ejaculation occurs near or in the urethra (it is still open to debate, which shows the deplorable state of our knowledge of sexual anatomy) which, being the same channel where urine exits the body, may lead the woman to feel ashamed by mistaking it with urine. The knowledge that we have so far points that this is not the case, and that the liquid that squirts out is most probably secreted by the Skene’s Gland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene's_gland), an organ quite similar to the male prostate which is also responsible for most of the volume of the men’s semen.

This being true it would help explain why some women seem to be altogether unable to ejaculate, as in some rare cases a woman may not have a Skene’s Gland altogether. 

But the fact is that female ejaculation exists, in the huge majority of cases is extremely pleasurable to the woman and thus an important subject. So let’s dive into it!

How to get a woman to ejaculate?

The easy answer to this question, which works most of the times, is by continuous stimuli of the G spot with the woman being relaxed. The “relaxed” part is of the utmost importance, as in most cases relaxation and ejaculation don’t come (pun intended) because of emotional or mental blocks.

To who still has doubts where the G spot is after reading this blog, nothing like a short movie to direct you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9pJHXLza0w&feature=related

Furthermore in the initial phase of the ejaculation the woman feels (so I am told, can’t be sure of this one) something which is aching to the urge to pee, and it requires her to relax the same way she does while peeing to be able to ejaculate.

For some women it may be easier to get there by doing away with a partner altogether, if that is what is keeping you from relaxing, and try it out by masturbating.

A step-by-step guide to men, with a peculiar accent can be found here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kEcWIB4uP8&feature=related

And a most exceptional guide made by a woman for women, as it should be:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdaGFsC__6I&feature=relmfu

Squirting as I experience it

Getting a woman to squirt is an highly erotic experience. The taste is a bit bitter, but it blends in with the rest of the flavours, and feeling your partner just coming and “bringing it all out” just makes me absolutely crazy and brings us closer together not only sexually but also in intimacy, making her feel that there is nothing about her you can’t take and love.

Help her get there and you won’t regret it! :P

The clitoris is not all the same

An interesting fact that most people don't know about: the clitoris is not equally sensitive in all its parts and, for most women, the most sensitive area is the upper-left quadrant.

So, from the standpoint of someone giving oral sex, that would between the 1 and 2 o'clock.

Acupressure point "Sea of Energy": more sex, more energy

An acupressure point that has multiple advantages from a sexual standpoint in the “Sea of Energy”, also know as CV6 (Conception Vessel 6).

This point, situated about 5 cm or, roughly, about 3 finger widths below the belly button, when massaged with firm, circular movements with a finger, has not only the advantage of providing intense genial stimulation but also overall energy, which is clearly an advantage before and during sex.

Furthermore, it is amazing to innocently stimulate your partner in public :)

The point is relatively easy to find using the following image:

How to ass slap or spank responsibly

I have recently been sent by a friend this great infography that serves as a very detailed guide into responsible slapping or spanking.

I would advise that the level of it should be carefully pre-arranged, as a softcore loving couple probably won't appreciate the crying and sobbing ending.

Other that that, whatever works for the both of you is just fine!

Have a great weekend!! :)

What is the question you can ask on a first date that is most likely to get you laid?

The dating site OK Cupid, well known for the analytical work they perform on the huge amount of data produced by its users, has tried to answer this interesting (really?) question.

The question is:
"Do you like the taste of beer?"

As it seems there is a small but noticeable statistical significance (about 10% variation) that beer lovers hook up on a first date.

That would explain some things, as I really don't like beer at all :)

Girls, use your mouth

Statistically, the mouth is the facial feature considered to be the most sexually attractive by men.

The reason why scientists believe this is the case is that when Man started walking upright (and I am referring to the standing posture, don't get me wrong :P), the females of the Human species no longer had their genitals exposed and, as such, could no longer exhibit their sexual excitement by the redness of their vaginal lips.
This would have caused the male some problems in recognising the female heat season, which is not surprising when we consider how mixed up a male can be about women's excitement without a subtle sign such as red vaginal lips on their face.

The solution that evolution seems to have found was to give more relevance to the mouth lips that, unlike all other primates are, in the Human species, externalised and quite prominent. For curiosity sake, the same seems to be the case with the pair ass/boobs, which explains why unlike all other mammals Human females have big and voluminous boobs even when not milking.

So girls, don't forget your both. Show it off with lipstick and all the other 327 ninja techniques you have and that men don't even dare to know and just accept as they are.

And also don't forget the most sexy, appealing and effective way to attract any man with your mouth that does without all other extras, even naturally sexy lips:

Smile!

Measurement comes to sex

A new app for the iPhone was recently launched on the August 2nd that aims to bring to your sex life the activity measuring craze of the latest months.

Named Spreadsheets, ($1,99 on the Apple AppStore)  this app has the purpose of collecting multiple metrics regarding your sexual activity demanding only that, after a brief calibration of the mattress, bed movement and average sound levels, you place your iPhone on the bed with the app running during sex.

Many metrics are collected, such as time and date, thrust rhythm, duration and maximum sound level achieved, which seems to me extremely useful to prove the police we were not making that much noise.

Statistics are the presented in a Dashboard with information regarding weekly frequency, average length in time and total thrusts, average thrusting rhythm and other details that, although lacking in practical use, have a high bragging factor. Even this issue was considered by the developers, who also included a handy social network integration with Facebook and Twitter.

But, in my opinion, Spreadsheets really shows its worth with the Achievements. The user can earn point for sex frequency, screaming intensity and other such awards, all with suggestive names as "The Lion's Roar", to whomever crosses the 70 dB frontier with their orgasmic opera. I only find that the fact the highest award is given for 21 times per month could be improved on the side of ambition.

In short, although not very useful this app brings, at least for a short period of time, a new component to your sex life, even if so just to collect some achievements, even the saddest (as total sex duration under 1 minute).

I have made worse investments with de $1,99 that this app costs. :)

Semen is a natural antidepressant

According to this Psychology Today study, women that have frequent vaginal contact with (human :P) semen have a better humour in general and a significant reduction in depressive states of mind.

It looks that the old scorn thrown at people with a bad temper that "she needs to have more sex" may be right after all :)

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201101/attention-ladies-semen-is-antidepressant

How to enlarge your penis healthily - Part 1 - The art of the Jelqing

Before I begin, an ominous warning must be made:

The practice of Jelqing does PERMANENTLY enlarge your penis girth. As such, it should be used with care. For a more in length (no pun intended :) ) discussion of this topic, I strongly recommend reading the post I made regarding that subject, which you may find in http://sodoyouthinkyoucanfuck.blogspot.pt/2013/01/the-ideal-penis.html Applying this technique is a personal choice and I take no responsibility for the results you may obtain.

The Jelqing or Milking is a technique first recorded in the middle-east, more specifically associated with the arab culture. Here it was passed down from generation to generation, from father to son, as a way to improve their sexual abilities.

The technique is basically a massage, from the base of the penis towards the penis glans, with some pressure applied.This has the ability to create internal micro-rips in the cavernous bodies that, when naturally healed, increase the total blood volume contained by the cavernous body and, therefore, the size of the erection. From a practical point of view, it does not differ much from the process of natural muscle mass increase.

JELQING SHOULD NEVER BE PRACTISED WITH A FULL ERECTION, BUT AT ABOUT 30 % TO 40 % ERECTION. THE PRACTICE OF JELQING WITH HIGHER ERECTION PERCENTAGES MAY CAUSE IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE TO THE PENIS VASCULAR SYSTEM. IF DURING THE TECHNIQUE THE PENIS BECOMES MORE ERECT, WAIT UNTIL IT SUBSIDES BEFORE CONTINUING.

Now that I got everyone frightened, lets get to the real Jelqing, wet version:

1- Apply an hot towel to warm up your penis. A good alternative is to rinse your penis continuously with warm water for about 5 minutes. This has the effect of simulating the natural warming of the penis by promoting blood vessel dilation and a more significant blood circulation;

2- Masturbate until you achieve a semi-erection, of about 30 % to 40 % and no more;

3- Apply some lubricant on all the body of the penis;

4- Create a ring with you thumb and index finger and firmly grab the penis by the base;

5- Slide the ring you just created through all the body of the penis towards the glans. This movement should NOT include the glans!!! You will notice that this pushes a bit of the blood towards the glans, causing it to become a bit swollen;

6- When this hand reaches the basis of the glans, grab the base of the penis firmly with the other hand, once again forming a ring with your thumb and index finger. When you initiate the upwards movement with this hand, release the hand that is now near the glans;

7- Repeat about 100 times per session (50 for each hand);

8- At the end of the session, apply once again a warm towel or warm water for about 5 minutes.

A good demonstration of this technique can be found in a commercial website that, although it sells a number of equipments that I believe are potentially dangerous and do not recommend, have a good video:

http://www.malesvue.com/enlargement/natural-enlargement/basic-jelq/

IF YOU FEEL ANY PAIN DURING THE PRACTICE OF THIS TECHNIQUE, STOP IMMEDIATELY!!

This technique will leave your penis somewhat sore, but not painful.

There are some who recommend applying the Jelq every other day. But the most prevailing opinion is that Jelqing SHOULD NOT BE PRACTISED MORE THAN ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK, thus allowing for the tissue to properly recover between sessions.

A protein rich diet will also help improve the results.

And… that is all. Simple, isn't it? If you decide to apply this technique, please do it in a carefully and responsibly, that's one part of your body you don't want to mess up!!! :)

And girls… applying Jelqing to your boyfriends without their permission is off limits!! :P

The virtue of knowledge...

This is not an informative blog, this is a blog for exchanging knowledge, ideas, experiences, doubts. Make yourself heard. Be with questions or exclamations...

The ideal Penis

As anything that relies solely on human aesthetics, the ideal penis is always very subjective. In ancient Greece it was a small uncircumcised penis, being the big circumcised phallus reserved for ridicule and comedy.

Nowadays, there is the prevailing conception in the western world that, within certain limits, the bigger the penis the better, due to its ability to pleasure a woman. Thanks to this conception, a whole industry was created around penis enlargement, creating an email "ENLARGE YOUR PENIS" spam nightmare.

Thank you, I'm already served. :)

 There are free and natural ways to enlarge your penis within certain limits, that I will approach in future posts, but no technique really makes any sense until you have answered one crucial question: what penis do I want to have?

I will approach the two most important variables, trying to be as impartial as possible.

Length

Well, let's see. The human vagina has about 6 to 7,5 centimetres in length in a woman in fertile age. Yes, it's pretty small. And the area that has most nerve endings that provide pleasure to the woman by penetration are found in the first 3 to 5 centimetres. So, given that the average human penis in Portugal (where I am from) is about 13,2 centimetres when erect, I would argue that a big length may be visually agreeable to a woman but will hardly be any more effective in putting her in a state that makes her want to inform her neighbours about her belief on a supreme deity.

This fact is consisted with a study performed by Psychology Today that claims that 71% of women believe men give way too much importance to the size of the penis and that, give a choice, they would value more… girth.

So… given that the aesthetics is also important… aiming for 16 cms is a safe bet. A penis over this size may not be able to fully enter the vagina, which is an obstacle providing women pleasure, as the uterus is too compressed possibly causing pain and because, by not allowing the pubic areas to touch, a very important stimulation of the clitoris is lost.

Girth (or, more conventionally, penis circumference)

The World average is about 11,5 cms (measured at the glans, middle of the body and basis and then making an average). The vagina is a muscular organ that adapts to any inserted object, but the pressure applied on the walls is, at least subjectively, relevant to the pleasure of it's owner, so girth does seem relevant from a functional standpoint.

But is a larger girth always better? Well, it depends. For those who enjoy anal sex, having a penis too large may be an obstacle to achieve a painless penetration. So, in my personal opinion, one should aim for 12 cms, a bit above the world average but still perfectly viable for anal sex.

And for those women that are now wearing a smile with the memories of a man with a penis too thin for fun, remember that the responsibility for your pleasure does not rest solely with men. A well muscled vagina is able to exert enough surface pressure to allow for intense pleasure with something the size of a pencil (!), so don't delegate your pleasure on your partner and do your part.

Size does matter! Just not as much as it is believed :)

in http://soyouthinkyoucanfuck.org

Penis size around the World

There are some techniques to increase the penis size that are both healthy and inexpensive. But until I find the time to translate the article I have already written in portuguese I will leave you with a map that the girls that read this page will surely want to check when choosing the next vacation destination. 

I recommend an A0 print posted on you living room wall :)

http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/

(click "Countries Average Penis Size" on the navbar on the left)

Tantric Sex for Beginers

For those who do not have easy access to one of the many Tantric Sex workshops there are around the World but want to know a bit more of Tantra in its sexual component (which is a tiny part of the whole Tantric lifestyle), I recommend the reading of "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Tantric Sex", a book you may get from Amazon for about 9 USD.

http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Idiots-Guide-Tantric-Sex/dp/0028641752/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1356269853&sr=8-1&keywords=%22The+Complete+Idiot%27s+Guide+to+Tantric+Sex%22

I strongly advise buying the book as opposed to reading it from one of the many sites that make it available online. If you would like to express your anger at one of these sites, you may do so at:

http://www.eso-garden.com/specials/complete_idiots_guide_to_tantric_sex.pdf

Ejaculation and acupressure

The Taoists, masters of human sexuality, developed two acupressure techniques for ejaculation control that are fantastic for men with precocious ejaculation problems (and still more fantastic for their sexual partners :)) ) but also reveal themselves incredibly useful in the exercises necessary to turn a man multi-orgasmic.

The most common techniques are:

1- Press with one of two finger the perineum area, which is the spot between the scrotum (bag of skin where the testicles are held) and the anus. For those who may have doubts were this point is located, check out the image below, the perineum being tagged as the perineal body. Pressure in this point compresses the nerves that trigger the orgasmic reflex, reducing immediately the sexual arousal to more controlled levels without interrupting the erection. It may demand some contortionist to reach it in the middle of the more complex sexual positions but its results are very consistent;

2- Press the gland (head) of the penis between two fingers, being that one of them should exert pressure directly over the frenulum of the prepuce (the skin fold you can find directly under the gland, on the underside of the penis). This pressure, if maintained for some time, will cause the collapse of the erection, so it may be useful when erections are not convenient or to avoid the morning "superman taking off" position that men must assume to be able to urinate with a morning erection.

Should you want, in the future, to become multi-orgasmic, the domain of the first technique will be critical, so I recommend that you try it out and gain some experience with it.

Now, it's up to you to enjoy sex that lasts… and lasts… and lasts...

A diet worth considering

Given that nowadays everyone seems to be trying one type of diet or another, I thought it might be interesting to talk about a different kind of diet.

Instead of aiming at weight loss this diet aims at increasing the testosterone levels.

And what for? Well, higher testosterone levels are directly related with an increased libido. A BIG increase in libido. And it also packs a number of other interesting advantages, such as an increase in lean body mass (aka, muscle), a decrease in fat mass (aka, lard), increased attention spans, accelerated metabolism, solving erectile dysfunction problems and general tiredness and asthenia.

Disadvantages? Well, the 3 most relevant ones, although rare, are increased aggressiveness (less tender love J ), increased body hair and, in men with a genetic pre-disposition towards androgenic alopecia (male hair loss) that are not medicated for it (finasteride, I will cover this one later on), may accelerate the hair loss process.

In my personal experience none of the side effects have appeared, although I am medicated with finasteride for some years now. But it did make me feel about 20 again. In everything! :P

But let’s get to the point:

- Eat eggs regularly. Contrary to common knowledge, increased egg intake does not result in increased “bad” cholesterol, the effect varying from individual to individual. An healthy individual can consume about 300 mg of cholesterol per day and one egg has about 213 mg of it, mainly in the yolk;

- Eat nuts (they are good for your nuts! J ). These are an excellent snack and, as long as you don’t overdo it, they are quite rich in monounsaturated fat, which is directly correlated with increased testosterone. You should avoid salty or baked nuts. My advice goes to a nut blend sold at Lidl, called Alesto Nuts Royal;

- Intake of fish oils, such as cod liver oil or salmon oil. Other than the effect on your testosterone, it makes your skin, nails and hair healthier, it prevents arterial disease and they are quite inexpensive. So what is your excuse not to take them?

- Tribulus terrestris tea or supplements. This plant from SE Asia is used for millennia to increase libido, which occurs through the increase of testosterone levels. It is pretty much side-effect free;

- Eat about 30% of your daily calories as fat. Unlike popular belief, that does not imply an increase in body fat if you keep your global calorie intake within healthy levels and don’t eat too many “fast” carbohydrates;

- Eat animal protein. If you doubt that you are omnivorous, look into a mirror and smile. Those pointy things sticking out on the side are there for a reason. Humans have evolved consuming animal protein so although you can live without it, your body will work at sub-optimal levels. And yes, I am willing to discuss this with any vegan fundamentalist. So have a steak once and a while;

- Sleep hard! Sleeping 6 to 8 hours a day (unless you practice some sleep techniques) is essential for most physiological processes. Take your sleeping time seriously and being sleepy will no longer be an excuse;

- Sex. Having sex spikes your testosterone. It’s one of those positive feedback things: sex-testosterone-libido-sex. Everyone is a winner;

- Physical exercise of high intensity. I refer to exercise with a load that does not allow you to go further than 5 to 7 reps in 3 series, so you shouldn’t include sex in this category unless you have premature ejaculation, in which case I will write a post to help you.

There are other foods and methods to increase your testosterone, but these alone are effective enough. I include some of these methods in my lifestyle (sometimes more, others less) and, although I am helped by my genetics, it allows me to have a life more similar to my early 20’s.

Please share your results. And DON’T change your partner’s diet without his consent. :P

A slippery business called lubrication

Only those who have never tried it do not understand the multiple virtues of a good sexual lubricant.

Whether to make an anal penetration easier or to complement the vagina lubrication, rare is the sexual encounter that cannot benefit from this extra.

But there is a large variety of lubricants in the market, so many in fact that I will separate this topic in more than one post. So in this one I will only approach the main differences in the base composition, excluding beforehand industrial and aeronautic lubricants :P

Regarding the base compound the lubricants can be:

- Water based. These are the most common and the ones that you will find most widely available in supermarkets, usually from a well known condom brand. Their consistency is Jello like (perhaps, who knows, because they ARE a water gel), usually with neutral smell and a very tolerable taste. They are ideal for vaginal intercourse, with or without condom, as they don't substantially change the vaginal PH (although the ones with glycerin or sugar may increase the probability of bacterial infection), very easy to clean with water and they don't damage the latex of the condoms. But, because they are very easily absorbed by the skin, they may require that you apply them several times during intercourse, which is not desirable and, for the same reason, are not very appropriate for anal sex. Of all types, they are also the cheapest;

- Oil based. DO NOT USE WITH CONDOMS, as these lubricants usually react with the latex and mak the condoms more prone to rip. They are more appropriate for anal sex, as they lubricate substantially better than the water based ones and they last longer, so usually you only have to apply them once. Due to the difficulty in washing them (water doesn't do the trick) and the potential change in vaginal PH they are not very recommended for vaginal intercourse. They are also a bit more expensive and they have the nasty tendency to react with the materials of your sex toys, ruining them;

- Silicon based. These are the Ferrari, the truffles and the Pacific Island vacation of the lubricants. They last longer than the water based, less damaging for your genitals than the oily ones (although some women report slight irritations when they remain applied for long periods of time), much easier to clean and safe to use with condoms and latex based sex toys. The only drawbacks are the price and the fact they LITERALLY dissolve silicon based sex toys (no, boob implants are safe :) ).

But before buying any lubricant I recommend that you apply a bit on your forearm to check if it doesn't cause you any immediate allergic reaction. You will thank me for this! Ideally, once you find a lubricant that works for you, stick with it, and always test before changing.

Lastly... lubrication is not contraception, not against pregnancy nor STDs nor bacterial infections. All the usual precautions must still be taken.

Slip well! :P

Sex on the street?

Finally the website that everyone craved for, showing the best places to have sex on the street everywhere in the World! Have you just met a beautiful Ukranian in the middle of Vienna and don't have a room?

Solved!

http://lovingplaces.com/

The inauguration of soyouthinkyoucanfuck.org

We have just inaugurated the domain soyouthinkyoucanfuck.org so that it is easier for everyone to find the information we share on this page.

For now the domain will be linking to our blog, that mimics all the useful information that is posted on this Facebook page.

Visit us at http://soyouthinkyoucanfuck.org/

The misterious Injaculation

This article is mainly for men, although it won't hurt that women read this, if only to get their partners to read it too. :)

Well, it seems that in the post about the uses of the Kegel exercises I forgot to explain how a man can save up some tissues by learning how to Injaculate.

Let's first start with the technique and later on pick up on the many advantages.

In case you have been doing your Kegels for some time now, this technique will be relatively easy. When you feel that you have reached your Point of No Return (tm) and you are about to ejaculate, contract your PC muscle as hard as you can and keep it contracted. You will feel the normal ejaculation contractions but... nothing will come out. It's enough to keep the contraction for the 8 to 10 seconds the average man takes to ejaculate and you're all done!

If you get some prostate fluid or even some sperm it only means that you must Kegel your PC muscle some more.

Now, what is happening down there? According to the Tantrists and Taoists, your body is reabsorbing and recycling the sperm, allowing you not to waste away your vital energy (prana, chi, mana, you name it) that they state is lost in each ejaculation. According to the western medicine, you are in reality ejaculating into your bladder, as you may confirm by the cloudy look of your urine next time you take a leak.

Other than the obvious advantages in all the situations in which leaking some mililiters of a slimy liquid that stains dresses of White House trainees and is easy to smell is not advisable, there is an additional advantage. It may be a merely psychological matter, as from a physiological point of view it is hard to find a reason, but effectively when you Injaculate there is a much smaller loss of vitality and your refractory period (the in between time, if you may) is considerably shortened. So it is a ver advisable practice for sexual marathons and in every other occasion in which a loss of vitality is not warranted.

Personally I use this technique only in very specific situations. After all, falling down exhausted next to your partner feels so good... :)

OneTaste for Feminine Orgasm

OneTaste is a non-profit organisation aimed at promoting feminine orgasm as a path of self-discovery.

Founded by Nicole Daedone after having had an orgasmic experience with a Tantra practitioner that led her to change her perception of life, this organisation promotes workshops and the spreading of tools and information that may allow women to complement their lives with the experience of the orgasm.

This is the TedTalk where she says it all.