Named Spreadsheets, ($1,99 on the Apple AppStore) this app has the purpose of collecting multiple metrics regarding your sexual activity demanding only that, after a brief calibration of the mattress, bed movement and average sound levels, you place your iPhone on the bed with the app running during sex.
Many metrics are collected, such as time and date, thrust rhythm, duration and maximum sound level achieved, which seems to me extremely useful to prove the police we were not making that much noise.
Statistics are the presented in a Dashboard with information regarding weekly frequency, average length in time and total thrusts, average thrusting rhythm and other details that, although lacking in practical use, have a high bragging factor. Even this issue was considered by the developers, who also included a handy social network integration with Facebook and Twitter.
But, in my opinion, Spreadsheets really shows its worth with the Achievements. The user can earn point for sex frequency, screaming intensity and other such awards, all with suggestive names as "The Lion's Roar", to whomever crosses the 70 dB frontier with their orgasmic opera. I only find that the fact the highest award is given for 21 times per month could be improved on the side of ambition.
In short, although not very useful this app brings, at least for a short period of time, a new component to your sex life, even if so just to collect some achievements, even the saddest (as total sex duration under 1 minute).
I have made worse investments with de $1,99 that this app costs. :)
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