What is the question you can ask on a first date that is most likely to get you laid?

The dating site OK Cupid, well known for the analytical work they perform on the huge amount of data produced by its users, has tried to answer this interesting (really?) question.

The question is:
"Do you like the taste of beer?"

As it seems there is a small but noticeable statistical significance (about 10% variation) that beer lovers hook up on a first date.

That would explain some things, as I really don't like beer at all :)

Girls, use your mouth

Statistically, the mouth is the facial feature considered to be the most sexually attractive by men.

The reason why scientists believe this is the case is that when Man started walking upright (and I am referring to the standing posture, don't get me wrong :P), the females of the Human species no longer had their genitals exposed and, as such, could no longer exhibit their sexual excitement by the redness of their vaginal lips.
This would have caused the male some problems in recognising the female heat season, which is not surprising when we consider how mixed up a male can be about women's excitement without a subtle sign such as red vaginal lips on their face.

The solution that evolution seems to have found was to give more relevance to the mouth lips that, unlike all other primates are, in the Human species, externalised and quite prominent. For curiosity sake, the same seems to be the case with the pair ass/boobs, which explains why unlike all other mammals Human females have big and voluminous boobs even when not milking.

So girls, don't forget your both. Show it off with lipstick and all the other 327 ninja techniques you have and that men don't even dare to know and just accept as they are.

And also don't forget the most sexy, appealing and effective way to attract any man with your mouth that does without all other extras, even naturally sexy lips:

Smile!

Measurement comes to sex

A new app for the iPhone was recently launched on the August 2nd that aims to bring to your sex life the activity measuring craze of the latest months.

Named Spreadsheets, ($1,99 on the Apple AppStore)  this app has the purpose of collecting multiple metrics regarding your sexual activity demanding only that, after a brief calibration of the mattress, bed movement and average sound levels, you place your iPhone on the bed with the app running during sex.

Many metrics are collected, such as time and date, thrust rhythm, duration and maximum sound level achieved, which seems to me extremely useful to prove the police we were not making that much noise.

Statistics are the presented in a Dashboard with information regarding weekly frequency, average length in time and total thrusts, average thrusting rhythm and other details that, although lacking in practical use, have a high bragging factor. Even this issue was considered by the developers, who also included a handy social network integration with Facebook and Twitter.

But, in my opinion, Spreadsheets really shows its worth with the Achievements. The user can earn point for sex frequency, screaming intensity and other such awards, all with suggestive names as "The Lion's Roar", to whomever crosses the 70 dB frontier with their orgasmic opera. I only find that the fact the highest award is given for 21 times per month could be improved on the side of ambition.

In short, although not very useful this app brings, at least for a short period of time, a new component to your sex life, even if so just to collect some achievements, even the saddest (as total sex duration under 1 minute).

I have made worse investments with de $1,99 that this app costs. :)

Semen is a natural antidepressant

According to this Psychology Today study, women that have frequent vaginal contact with (human :P) semen have a better humour in general and a significant reduction in depressive states of mind.

It looks that the old scorn thrown at people with a bad temper that "she needs to have more sex" may be right after all :)

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201101/attention-ladies-semen-is-antidepressant

How to enlarge your penis healthily - Part 1 - The art of the Jelqing

Before I begin, an ominous warning must be made:

The practice of Jelqing does PERMANENTLY enlarge your penis girth. As such, it should be used with care. For a more in length (no pun intended :) ) discussion of this topic, I strongly recommend reading the post I made regarding that subject, which you may find in http://sodoyouthinkyoucanfuck.blogspot.pt/2013/01/the-ideal-penis.html Applying this technique is a personal choice and I take no responsibility for the results you may obtain.

The Jelqing or Milking is a technique first recorded in the middle-east, more specifically associated with the arab culture. Here it was passed down from generation to generation, from father to son, as a way to improve their sexual abilities.

The technique is basically a massage, from the base of the penis towards the penis glans, with some pressure applied.This has the ability to create internal micro-rips in the cavernous bodies that, when naturally healed, increase the total blood volume contained by the cavernous body and, therefore, the size of the erection. From a practical point of view, it does not differ much from the process of natural muscle mass increase.

JELQING SHOULD NEVER BE PRACTISED WITH A FULL ERECTION, BUT AT ABOUT 30 % TO 40 % ERECTION. THE PRACTICE OF JELQING WITH HIGHER ERECTION PERCENTAGES MAY CAUSE IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE TO THE PENIS VASCULAR SYSTEM. IF DURING THE TECHNIQUE THE PENIS BECOMES MORE ERECT, WAIT UNTIL IT SUBSIDES BEFORE CONTINUING.

Now that I got everyone frightened, lets get to the real Jelqing, wet version:

1- Apply an hot towel to warm up your penis. A good alternative is to rinse your penis continuously with warm water for about 5 minutes. This has the effect of simulating the natural warming of the penis by promoting blood vessel dilation and a more significant blood circulation;

2- Masturbate until you achieve a semi-erection, of about 30 % to 40 % and no more;

3- Apply some lubricant on all the body of the penis;

4- Create a ring with you thumb and index finger and firmly grab the penis by the base;

5- Slide the ring you just created through all the body of the penis towards the glans. This movement should NOT include the glans!!! You will notice that this pushes a bit of the blood towards the glans, causing it to become a bit swollen;

6- When this hand reaches the basis of the glans, grab the base of the penis firmly with the other hand, once again forming a ring with your thumb and index finger. When you initiate the upwards movement with this hand, release the hand that is now near the glans;

7- Repeat about 100 times per session (50 for each hand);

8- At the end of the session, apply once again a warm towel or warm water for about 5 minutes.

A good demonstration of this technique can be found in a commercial website that, although it sells a number of equipments that I believe are potentially dangerous and do not recommend, have a good video:

http://www.malesvue.com/enlargement/natural-enlargement/basic-jelq/

IF YOU FEEL ANY PAIN DURING THE PRACTICE OF THIS TECHNIQUE, STOP IMMEDIATELY!!

This technique will leave your penis somewhat sore, but not painful.

There are some who recommend applying the Jelq every other day. But the most prevailing opinion is that Jelqing SHOULD NOT BE PRACTISED MORE THAN ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK, thus allowing for the tissue to properly recover between sessions.

A protein rich diet will also help improve the results.

And… that is all. Simple, isn't it? If you decide to apply this technique, please do it in a carefully and responsibly, that's one part of your body you don't want to mess up!!! :)

And girls… applying Jelqing to your boyfriends without their permission is off limits!! :P

The virtue of knowledge...

This is not an informative blog, this is a blog for exchanging knowledge, ideas, experiences, doubts. Make yourself heard. Be with questions or exclamations...

The ideal Penis

As anything that relies solely on human aesthetics, the ideal penis is always very subjective. In ancient Greece it was a small uncircumcised penis, being the big circumcised phallus reserved for ridicule and comedy.

Nowadays, there is the prevailing conception in the western world that, within certain limits, the bigger the penis the better, due to its ability to pleasure a woman. Thanks to this conception, a whole industry was created around penis enlargement, creating an email "ENLARGE YOUR PENIS" spam nightmare.

Thank you, I'm already served. :)

 There are free and natural ways to enlarge your penis within certain limits, that I will approach in future posts, but no technique really makes any sense until you have answered one crucial question: what penis do I want to have?

I will approach the two most important variables, trying to be as impartial as possible.

Length

Well, let's see. The human vagina has about 6 to 7,5 centimetres in length in a woman in fertile age. Yes, it's pretty small. And the area that has most nerve endings that provide pleasure to the woman by penetration are found in the first 3 to 5 centimetres. So, given that the average human penis in Portugal (where I am from) is about 13,2 centimetres when erect, I would argue that a big length may be visually agreeable to a woman but will hardly be any more effective in putting her in a state that makes her want to inform her neighbours about her belief on a supreme deity.

This fact is consisted with a study performed by Psychology Today that claims that 71% of women believe men give way too much importance to the size of the penis and that, give a choice, they would value more… girth.

So… given that the aesthetics is also important… aiming for 16 cms is a safe bet. A penis over this size may not be able to fully enter the vagina, which is an obstacle providing women pleasure, as the uterus is too compressed possibly causing pain and because, by not allowing the pubic areas to touch, a very important stimulation of the clitoris is lost.

Girth (or, more conventionally, penis circumference)

The World average is about 11,5 cms (measured at the glans, middle of the body and basis and then making an average). The vagina is a muscular organ that adapts to any inserted object, but the pressure applied on the walls is, at least subjectively, relevant to the pleasure of it's owner, so girth does seem relevant from a functional standpoint.

But is a larger girth always better? Well, it depends. For those who enjoy anal sex, having a penis too large may be an obstacle to achieve a painless penetration. So, in my personal opinion, one should aim for 12 cms, a bit above the world average but still perfectly viable for anal sex.

And for those women that are now wearing a smile with the memories of a man with a penis too thin for fun, remember that the responsibility for your pleasure does not rest solely with men. A well muscled vagina is able to exert enough surface pressure to allow for intense pleasure with something the size of a pencil (!), so don't delegate your pleasure on your partner and do your part.

Size does matter! Just not as much as it is believed :)

in http://soyouthinkyoucanfuck.org

Penis size around the World

There are some techniques to increase the penis size that are both healthy and inexpensive. But until I find the time to translate the article I have already written in portuguese I will leave you with a map that the girls that read this page will surely want to check when choosing the next vacation destination. 

I recommend an A0 print posted on you living room wall :)

http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/

(click "Countries Average Penis Size" on the navbar on the left)